My name is nick and I absolutely love to party!
When I’m not busy working at Sir Linksalot, I’m making sure to get in some solid party time with my homies.
Some things I really love other than a good party:
-Showing up to places on time
-Making sure my shoes match
-Jumping into good, nice, cold water; but also not too cold
Top 10 Reasons Nick is Better than Chris Tzitzis:
- Nick parties way harder
- Nick is about 10,000 times better looking than Chris according to a national study done by SirLinksalot.co
- Gettin dem gainz
- He traps way harder
- He plays real video games, not trying to be some lvl 10 wizard dork
- Chris drives a prius…
- Nicholas Altimore has a better sense of humor than Tzitzis
- Altimore knows what’s up
- Still knows what’s up
- Chris sux – Nick Rulez
Why you need to vote for Nicholas Altimore in the next election:
- Snappy dresser
- Got the hood on lock
- Finding ways to save you money
- He’ll fight for your right to live, laugh, and love
- He’s good friends with Andrew Yang – that’s super lit fam.
Anyhow, I think this should be enough content to prove that I am going to the top of the serps for my name.
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Or some of my videos I’ve made on our Youtube channel.